pain changes people

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before people get to know me:
Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends:
DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

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During a Period

Uterus:
I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach:
EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions:
I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach:
ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus:
Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me:
why can I not have a penis.